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Couple Arrested For Stealing Sex Toys… From Walmart

Couple Arrested For Stealing Sex Toys… From Walmart #CLE #SouthEuclid #WTF

1024px-Smiley.svgAt about 1:40 a.m. on Thursday, South Euclid, OH police responded to a call at the Walmart Supercenter on Warrensville Center Rd where a 23-year-old woman and her 20-year-old boyfriend were caught by security guards attempting to steal sex toys.

Via Cleveland.com:

A security guard told police he saw the couple put the stolen items in the woman’s purse. The couple paid for a few other items in the…

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Summer In Cleveland

Summer In #Cleveland

Nationally, my home town of Cleveland, OH is the butt of many jokes. From being called the “mistake on the lake,” to being reminded by ESPN every 20 minutes that it has been since 1964 since one of our sports teams has won a major championship, to the endless jokes about our river catching fire.

We can take it, to grow up and live in Northeast Ohio you have to be tough.

The thing is, something…

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99 Bottles Of Beer In A Box!

99 Bottles Of Beer In A Box! #CraftBeer

Is a 12 pack of beer not cutting it out for you? Well Texas Brewery, Austin Beerworks has just the product for you.

The 99-pack of beer.

Via CBS Money Watch:

Sales of the initial run of 20 99-packs don’t begin until Thursday in Austin, but news of the innovation has spread online, astounding the brewers over the public reaction.

“We’re a small brewer,” said co-founder Michael Graham. “We only…

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Arby’s Launches Vegan’s Worst Nightmare

Arby’s Launches Vegan’s Worst Nightmare #bacon

tumblr_mdtl609xNf1rdh9azo1_500So apparently there is a “secret menu” item at Arby’s that is so awesome that the only way to make it better would be to include a cigar and a shot of whiskey.

Arby’s had been recently pushing a new ad campaign to show people that they are much more then just roast beef sandwiches. With that campaign, came a new opportunity.

Via The Washington Post:

“People started coming in and asking, ‘Can I…

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Business Owner Forced To Remove Bacon Advertisement After Offending Muslim

Business Owner Forced To Remove Bacon Advertisement After Offending Muslim

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Least offensive sign in the world, taken down due to political correctness.

Bowing to political correctness, and citing “safety concerns” the owner of Sneakers Bistro in Winooski, VT removed an advertisement that read “YIELD FOR BACON,” because a local Muslim resident found the sign offensive.

Via WPTZ:

It got there as part of “Operation Bloom.”

A city program put it in place to keep its flower…

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Government Rules For Parking

Government Rules For Parking

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A parking sign spotted in Culver City, California.

Sometimes you will see a picture on the internet, look at it and decide “that has to be a photo-shopped.” At first glance when seeing this picture that was my thought. Well I was gone, big government strikes again.

Last Thursday, August 21st, a couple of nearly 15-foot parking restriction signs were spotted around Culver City, CA.

Via The Los…

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Missing Obama Found…

Missing Obama Found…

… No, surprisingly enough, the missing POTUS was not found on a golf course. As a matter of fact, unfortunately it was not the real dear leader that had gone missing recently, but a statue of him.

Tiffany Bruce of Wilkes-Barre, PA spent months saving up the $1249 needed to purchase a life sized replica of President Barack Obama.

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Fake Obama working about as hard as the real version.

In the time…

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